# 149

"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece"

# 148

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

# 147

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. - John Russell

# 146

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. - Jules Renard

# 145

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know"- not mine

#144

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

#143

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else"

#142

"I like being single.I'm always there whn I need me "

#141

I am a deeply superficial person.

# 140

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears"

# 139

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.

# 138

It is not how old you are, but how you are old

#137

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.- AA Milne

#136

Lots of people know what to do, BUT A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY KNOW!

# 135

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

#134

Men who dont understand women, always fall into two categories....bachelors and husbands!!!!"

#133

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

#132

Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.

#131

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing

#130

a The other lines moves faster.
b If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in .
c Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.