# 31

If u want breakfast in bed sleep in kitchen

# 30

Friends come and go but enemies accumalate.

# 29

i cant dial 911 there is no 11 on my phone

# 28

Everyone has a photographic memory.Some just donot have film

# 27

“A little more determination, a little more pluck,a little more work, that is called Luck.”

# 26

Everybody makes mistakes; that's why they put erasers on pencils.

# 25

“From Discoes to Discourses” :- NS

# 24

Men live in a fantasy world. I know this because I am one, and I actually receive my mail there.  - Scott Adams

# 23

I like deadlines, especially the swoosh-ing sounds they make when they pass.

# 22

I like work. It fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.

# 21

Mom says,  “Life is , what happens while you are busy planning about it”

# 20

Mom says,  “Life is , not doing the things you like, but liking the things that you have to do”

# 19

Taking Chance Is Risking Failure..

# 18

Whatever you resist, shall persist.