tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-298390402024-03-08T05:22:20.663-08:00One Liner CentralWelcome to One Liner CentralAlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.comBlogger167125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-19397454479313483982020-01-28T01:06:00.001-08:002020-01-28T01:06:46.754-08:00167<span style="font-size: 16px;">''Beating is confession of self defeat'' - Nanima </span>AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-83363090713686183372010-05-03T10:28:00.000-07:002010-05-03T10:29:38.038-07:00166"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-89624996449792010282010-04-22T20:27:00.001-07:002010-04-22T20:27:28.174-07:00165An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-90774244269047922912010-04-16T01:33:00.001-07:002010-04-16T01:33:42.417-07:00164The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-49023773828718263502010-04-15T10:30:00.001-07:002010-04-15T10:30:43.565-07:00163Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-88451620279816765952010-04-14T07:47:00.001-07:002010-04-14T07:47:52.103-07:00162Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-37165576908376449682010-04-13T10:02:00.001-07:002010-04-13T10:02:20.210-07:00161An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-57278826121355476192010-04-12T08:40:00.001-07:002010-04-12T08:40:54.565-07:00160The average person thinks he isn't.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-13721129971704853272010-04-09T20:49:00.001-07:002010-04-09T20:49:41.457-07:00159Never eat more than you can lift.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-6880241748158012332010-04-08T19:20:00.001-07:002010-04-08T19:20:28.694-07:00158Language is the source of misunderstandings.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-77470653824905796602010-04-05T05:43:00.001-07:002010-04-05T05:43:40.076-07:00157Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-34879582849249071782010-03-27T21:38:00.001-07:002010-03-27T21:38:16.442-07:00156Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-46951539036516696172010-03-26T21:24:00.001-07:002010-03-26T21:24:49.130-07:00155When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-47555192102220708842010-03-25T23:36:00.001-07:002010-03-25T23:36:28.681-07:00154No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.<br /><br /><em>Restarting after a long time</em><br /><em>:)</em>AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-37835519989726197182008-05-04T05:29:00.001-07:002008-05-04T05:29:26.380-07:00153Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victoryAlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-66075420223629351702008-04-26T23:34:00.000-07:002008-04-26T23:35:36.469-07:00152The trick is to be nice to people till you are RICH<br />then, they will be nice to youAlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-18269195611750242222008-02-15T04:23:00.000-08:002008-02-15T04:23:31.411-08:00# 151"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged."AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com6tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-11675176722537089232008-02-14T09:14:00.001-08:002008-02-14T09:14:57.209-08:00# 150"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-76739786320457281032008-02-04T06:54:00.000-08:002008-02-04T06:55:05.855-08:00# 149<a href="http://www.google.com/ig"></a> "A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece"AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-73351794078987598832008-01-11T23:44:00.002-08:002008-01-11T23:45:15.760-08:00# 148Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar WildeAlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-72754304933109622612008-01-11T23:44:00.001-08:002008-01-11T23:44:36.958-08:00# 147Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. - <a href="http://www.blogger.com/">John Russell</a>AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-23451137026061970362008-01-11T23:42:00.000-08:002008-01-11T23:43:08.042-08:00# 146Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. - Jules RenardAlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-61010530919262398162007-12-26T04:43:00.000-08:002007-12-26T04:43:58.750-08:00# 145"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know"- not mineAlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-67551387354092127772007-12-13T19:54:00.000-08:002007-12-13T19:56:06.483-08:00#144The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29839040.post-27930452390483538342007-12-09T21:08:00.001-08:002007-12-09T21:08:49.340-08:00#143"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else"AlterinG Abhishekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10342206953247531543noreply@blogger.com1