Wednesday, October 25, 2006

# 90

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,neither does milk.
# 89

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.
# 88

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
# 87

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?
# 86

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

Monday, October 23, 2006

# 85

There is a thin line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an IDIOT

Sunday, October 22, 2006

# 84

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!!

# 83

Its all fun and games, until someone looses a tooth, then it is hockey!

# 82

Give some people and inch and that think they are rulers!