Tuesday, July 31, 2007


Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.


Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.


An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing


a The other lines moves faster.
b If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in .
c Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.


Everything depends, Nothing is always,Everything is sometimes.


The distance to the airport terminal is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.


Laws of Progeny performance:

a. Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when asked to demonstrate for an audience.
b. Any shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.