Wednesday, December 26, 2007

# 145

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know"- not mine

Thursday, December 13, 2007


The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

Sunday, December 09, 2007


"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else"

Tuesday, December 04, 2007


"I like being single.I'm always there whn I need me "

Wednesday, November 21, 2007


I am a deeply superficial person.

# 140

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears"

Monday, September 24, 2007

# 139

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.

Monday, September 17, 2007

# 138

It is not how old you are, but how you are old

Friday, September 07, 2007


The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.- AA Milne

Saturday, August 25, 2007


Lots of people know what to do, BUT A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY KNOW!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

# 135

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

Wednesday, August 08, 2007


Men who dont understand women, always fall into two categories....bachelors and husbands!!!!"

Tuesday, July 31, 2007


Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.


Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.


An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing


a The other lines moves faster.
b If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in .
c Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.


Everything depends, Nothing is always,Everything is sometimes.


The distance to the airport terminal is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.


Laws of Progeny performance:

a. Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when asked to demonstrate for an audience.
b. Any shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.

Wednesday, July 25, 2007

# 126

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."

Sunday, July 01, 2007

# 125

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

# 124

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected

Friday, June 15, 2007

# 123

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

Monday, June 04, 2007


My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Sunday, June 03, 2007

# 121

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

Tuesday, May 29, 2007

# 120

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

Saturday, May 26, 2007

# 119

Do or Do not, there is no try.:- Yoda

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

# 118

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.

Monday, May 07, 2007

# 117

Never make the mistake of trusting your heart with the one you intensely hurt, once upon a time.

Thursday, May 03, 2007


Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

Thursday, April 19, 2007

# 115

Nothing will work unless you do

Monday, April 16, 2007


Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas A. Edison

Friday, April 13, 2007

# 113

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination

Tuesday, April 03, 2007

# 112

"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."

Friday, March 30, 2007

# 111

"Discontent is the first necessity of progress."

Thursday, March 29, 2007

# 110

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

# 109

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner

# 108

जीवन में भाग लो यां भाग लो !! ( In Life Either Participate or Run Away OR Either Run Away Or Participate)

Friday, March 23, 2007

# 107

"Fight truth decay"

# 106

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

Wednesday, March 21, 2007

# 105

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

Friday, March 16, 2007

# 104

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - PJ O'Rourke

Friday, March 02, 2007

# 103

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience

# 102

Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. - Gene Fowler

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Thursday, February 22, 2007

# 100

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

Saturday, January 27, 2007


Treat your friends just the way you treat a picture. Place them in good light.- Ethan

Friday, January 26, 2007

# 98

"the jobs that pay the rent " -
From The Devil Wears Prada

Friday, January 05, 2007

# 97

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky

# 96

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert