Friday, October 13, 2006

# 80

Success comes in cans, Failure comes in can'ts!

Thursday, September 28, 2006

# 79

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others

# 78

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

# 77

The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

# 76

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it

Monday, September 18, 2006

# 75

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either - it's hereditary.

# 74

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots

Thursday, September 14, 2006

# 73

The beginning is always today." 

# 72

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick

# 71

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

Monday, September 11, 2006

# 70

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.
# 69

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.
# 68

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.
# 67

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Friday, September 08, 2006

# 66

Work is a lousy way of earning a living:- SS

Thursday, September 07, 2006

# 65

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

Tuesday, August 29, 2006

# 64

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?

# 63

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left!

# 62

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

# 61

As I said before, I never repeat myself.