#141

I am a deeply superficial person.

# 140

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears"

# 139

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.

# 138

It is not how old you are, but how you are old

#137

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.- AA Milne

#136

Lots of people know what to do, BUT A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY KNOW!

# 135

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

#134

Men who dont understand women, always fall into two categories....bachelors and husbands!!!!"

#133

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

#132

Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.

#131

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing

#130

a The other lines moves faster.
b If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in .
c Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.

#129

Everything depends, Nothing is always,Everything is sometimes.

#128

The distance to the airport terminal is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.

#127

Laws of Progeny performance:

a. Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when asked to demonstrate for an audience.
b. Any shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.

# 126

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."

# 125

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

# 124

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected

# 123

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

#122

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.