#133

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

#132

Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.

#131

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing

#130

a The other lines moves faster.
b If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in .
c Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.

#129

Everything depends, Nothing is always,Everything is sometimes.

#128

The distance to the airport terminal is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.

#127

Laws of Progeny performance:

a. Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when asked to demonstrate for an audience.
b. Any shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.