# 107

"Fight truth decay"

# 106

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

# 105

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

# 104

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - PJ O'Rourke

# 103

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience

# 102

Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. - Gene Fowler

# 101

I can, therefore I am."

# 100

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

#99

Treat your friends just the way you treat a picture. Place them in good light.- Ethan

# 98

"the jobs that pay the rent " -
From The Devil Wears Prada

# 97

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky

# 96

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert

# 95

Not everyhting that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts , can be counted

# 94

We make our own fortunes and call them fate.

# 93

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

# 92

Most of the people are not like Most of the People (TM, original by me)

# 91

"Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol"
- Sir Johny Walker

# 90

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,neither does milk.

# 89

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.

# 88

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.