# 95

Not everyhting that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts , can be counted

# 94

We make our own fortunes and call them fate.

# 93

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

# 92

Most of the people are not like Most of the People (TM, original by me)

# 91

"Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol"
- Sir Johny Walker

# 90

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,neither does milk.

# 89

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.

# 88

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

# 87

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

# 86

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

# 85

There is a thin line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an IDIOT

# 84

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!!

# 83

Its all fun and games, until someone looses a tooth, then it is hockey!

# 82

Give some people and inch and that think they are rulers!

# 81

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking

# 80

Success comes in cans, Failure comes in can'ts!

# 79

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others

# 78

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate

# 77

The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once.

# 76

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it