157

Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely- read man never quotes accurately, for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely.

156

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.

155

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.

154

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.

Restarting after a long time
:)

153

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory

152

The trick is to be nice to people till you are RICH
then, they will be nice to you

# 151

"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged."

# 150

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"

# 149

"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece"

# 148

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

# 147

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. - John Russell

# 146

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. - Jules Renard

# 145

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know"- not mine

#144

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

#143

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else"

#142

"I like being single.I'm always there whn I need me "

#141

I am a deeply superficial person.

# 140

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears"

# 139

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.

# 138

It is not how old you are, but how you are old