#127

Laws of Progeny performance:

a. Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when asked to demonstrate for an audience.
b. Any shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.

# 126

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."

# 125

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

# 124

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected

# 123

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

#122

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

# 121

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

# 120

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

# 119

Do or Do not, there is no try.:- Yoda

# 118

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.

# 117

Never make the mistake of trusting your heart with the one you intensely hurt, once upon a time.

#116

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

# 115

Nothing will work unless you do

#114

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas A. Edison

# 113

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination

# 112

"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."

# 111

"Discontent is the first necessity of progress."

# 110

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

# 109

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner

# 108

जीवन में भाग लो यां भाग लो !! ( In Life Either Participate or Run Away OR Either Run Away Or Participate)