155

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong-- or absolutely right.

154

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.

Restarting after a long time
:)

153

Accept the challenges so that you can feel the exhilaration of victory

152

The trick is to be nice to people till you are RICH
then, they will be nice to you

# 151

"We're not lost. We're locationally challenged."

# 150

"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"

# 149

"A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece"

# 148

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

# 147

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. - John Russell

# 146

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. - Jules Renard

# 145

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know"- not mine

#144

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

#143

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else"

#142

"I like being single.I'm always there whn I need me "

#141

I am a deeply superficial person.

# 140

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears"

# 139

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.

# 138

It is not how old you are, but how you are old

#137

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.- AA Milne

#136

Lots of people know what to do, BUT A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY KNOW!

# 135

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

#134

Men who dont understand women, always fall into two categories....bachelors and husbands!!!!"

#133

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

#132

Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.

#131

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing

#130

a The other lines moves faster.
b If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in .
c Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.

#129

Everything depends, Nothing is always,Everything is sometimes.

#128

The distance to the airport terminal is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.

#127

Laws of Progeny performance:

a. Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when asked to demonstrate for an audience.
b. Any shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.

# 126

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."

# 125

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

# 124

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected

# 123

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

#122

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

# 121

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

# 120

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

# 119

Do or Do not, there is no try.:- Yoda

# 118

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.

# 117

Never make the mistake of trusting your heart with the one you intensely hurt, once upon a time.

#116

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

# 115

Nothing will work unless you do

#114

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas A. Edison

# 113

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination

# 112

"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."

# 111

"Discontent is the first necessity of progress."

# 110

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

# 109

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner

# 108

जीवन में भाग लो यां भाग लो !! ( In Life Either Participate or Run Away OR Either Run Away Or Participate)

# 107

"Fight truth decay"

# 106

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

# 105

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

# 104

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - PJ O'Rourke

# 103

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience

# 102

Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. - Gene Fowler

# 101

I can, therefore I am."

# 100

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

#99

Treat your friends just the way you treat a picture. Place them in good light.- Ethan

# 98

"the jobs that pay the rent " -
From The Devil Wears Prada

# 97

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky

# 96

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert

# 95

Not everyhting that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts , can be counted

# 94

We make our own fortunes and call them fate.

# 93

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

# 92

Most of the people are not like Most of the People (TM, original by me)

# 91

"Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol"
- Sir Johny Walker

# 90

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,neither does milk.

# 89

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.

# 88

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

# 87

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

# 86

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

# 85

There is a thin line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an IDIOT

# 84

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!!

# 83

Its all fun and games, until someone looses a tooth, then it is hockey!

# 82

Give some people and inch and that think they are rulers!

# 81

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking

# 80

Success comes in cans, Failure comes in can'ts!

# 79

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others

# 78

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate

# 77

The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once.

# 76

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it

# 75

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either - it's hereditary.

# 74

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots

# 73

The beginning is always today." 

# 72

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick

# 71

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

# 70

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

# 69

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

# 68

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

# 67

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

# 66

Work is a lousy way of earning a living:- SS

# 65

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

# 64

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?

# 63

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left!

# 62

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

# 61

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

# 60

The statement below is true. The statement above is false.

# 59

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

# 58

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

# 57

If I save time, when do I get it back?

# 56

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.