# 148

Work is the curse of the drinking classes. - Oscar Wilde

# 147

Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting. - John Russell

# 146

Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others. - Jules Renard

# 145

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know"- not mine

#144

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

#143

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else"

#142

"I like being single.I'm always there whn I need me "

#141

I am a deeply superficial person.

# 140

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears"

# 139

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.

# 138

It is not how old you are, but how you are old

#137

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.- AA Milne

#136

Lots of people know what to do, BUT A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY KNOW!

# 135

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

#134

Men who dont understand women, always fall into two categories....bachelors and husbands!!!!"

#133

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

#132

Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.

#131

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing

#130

a The other lines moves faster.
b If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in .
c Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.

#129

Everything depends, Nothing is always,Everything is sometimes.

#128

The distance to the airport terminal is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.

#127

Laws of Progeny performance:

a. Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when asked to demonstrate for an audience.
b. Any shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.

# 126

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."

# 125

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

# 124

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected

# 123

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

#122

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

# 121

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

# 120

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

# 119

Do or Do not, there is no try.:- Yoda

# 118

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.

# 117

Never make the mistake of trusting your heart with the one you intensely hurt, once upon a time.

#116

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

# 115

Nothing will work unless you do

#114

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas A. Edison

# 113

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination

# 112

"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."

# 111

"Discontent is the first necessity of progress."

# 110

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

# 109

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner

# 108

जीवन में भाग लो यां भाग लो !! ( In Life Either Participate or Run Away OR Either Run Away Or Participate)

# 107

"Fight truth decay"

# 106

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

# 105

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

# 104

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - PJ O'Rourke

# 103

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience

# 102

Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. - Gene Fowler

# 101

I can, therefore I am."

# 100

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

#99

Treat your friends just the way you treat a picture. Place them in good light.- Ethan

# 98

"the jobs that pay the rent " -
From The Devil Wears Prada

# 97

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky

# 96

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert

# 95

Not everyhting that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts , can be counted

# 94

We make our own fortunes and call them fate.

# 93

Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.

# 92

Most of the people are not like Most of the People (TM, original by me)

# 91

"Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol"
- Sir Johny Walker

# 90

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,neither does milk.

# 89

Life is pleasant.Death is peaceful.It's the transition that's troublesome.

# 88

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

# 87

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

# 86

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

# 85

There is a thin line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an IDIOT

# 84

He who laughs last, thinks slowest!!

# 83

Its all fun and games, until someone looses a tooth, then it is hockey!

# 82

Give some people and inch and that think they are rulers!

# 81

If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking

# 80

Success comes in cans, Failure comes in can'ts!

# 79

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others

# 78

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate

# 77

The shortest way to do many things is to do only one thing at once.

# 76

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it

# 75

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either - it's hereditary.

# 74

There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots

# 73

The beginning is always today." 

# 72

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick

# 71

We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are.

# 70

It's not the fall that kills you. It's the sudden stop at the end.

# 69

Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first.

# 68

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

# 67

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

# 66

Work is a lousy way of earning a living:- SS

# 65

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde

# 64

Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected ?

# 63

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left!

# 62

A conscience does not prevent sin. It only prevents you from enjoying it.

# 61

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

# 60

The statement below is true. The statement above is false.

# 59

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally

# 58

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

# 57

If I save time, when do I get it back?

# 56

I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect.

# 55

"After all is said and done, more is said than done." 

# 54

"Every saint has a past,
Every sinner has a future"

# 53

No man is a failure who is enjoying life

# 52

Dont worship Work!!..
DO IT : ME

# 51

Doubt can only be removed by action

# 50

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air :- VPSA

# 49

U see there is a there but u need to be there to understand that there is there.... got it: Arunanden