# 145

"Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know"- not mine

#144

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking.

#143

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else"

#142

"I like being single.I'm always there whn I need me "

#141

I am a deeply superficial person.

# 140

"Finance is the art of passing money from hand to hand until it finally disappears"

# 139

The things we know best are the things we haven't been taught.

# 138

It is not how old you are, but how you are old

#137

The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.- AA Milne

#136

Lots of people know what to do, BUT A FEW PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO WHAT THEY KNOW!

# 135

If the Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me

#134

Men who dont understand women, always fall into two categories....bachelors and husbands!!!!"

#133

Every great idea has a disadvantage equal to or exceeding the greatness of the idea.

#132

Whichever way you turn upon entering an elevator, the buttons will be on the opposite side.

#131

An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing

#130

a The other lines moves faster.
b If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in .
c Switching back screws up both lines and makes everybody angry.

#129

Everything depends, Nothing is always,Everything is sometimes.

#128

The distance to the airport terminal is inversely proportional to the time available to catch your flight.

#127

Laws of Progeny performance:

a. Any child who chatters non-stop at home will adamantly refuse to utter a word when asked to demonstrate for an audience.
b. Any shy, introverted child will choose a crowded public area to loudly demonstrate newly acquired vocabulary.

# 126

"Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else's can shorten it."

# 125

Contrary to general belief, I do not believe that friends are necessarily the people you like best, they are merely the people who got there first.

# 124

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected

# 123

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat

#122

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

# 121

Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now usually attributed by adults to children, and by children to adults.

# 120

The height of cleverness is to be able to conceal it.

# 119

Do or Do not, there is no try.:- Yoda

# 118

Contentment is not the fulfillment of what you want, but the realization of how much you already have.

# 117

Never make the mistake of trusting your heart with the one you intensely hurt, once upon a time.

#116

Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.

# 115

Nothing will work unless you do

#114

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless. - Thomas A. Edison

# 113

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination

# 112

"If you do what you've always done, you'll get what you've always gotten."

# 111

"Discontent is the first necessity of progress."

# 110

You can't wait for inspiration. You have to go after it with a club. - Jack London

# 109

A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something. - Wilson Mizner

# 108

जीवन में भाग लो यां भाग लो !! ( In Life Either Participate or Run Away OR Either Run Away Or Participate)

# 107

"Fight truth decay"

# 106

"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."

# 105

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

# 104

When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators. - PJ O'Rourke

# 103

We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience

# 102

Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves. - Gene Fowler

# 101

I can, therefore I am."

# 100

Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch. - Orson Welles

#99

Treat your friends just the way you treat a picture. Place them in good light.- Ethan

# 98

"the jobs that pay the rent " -
From The Devil Wears Prada

# 97

We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. - Robert Wilensky

# 96

The beginning of knowledge is the discovery of something we do not understand. - Frank Herbert